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$1,000! This guy fell and bumped his head!

The ones I wore actually had a warning on them to not get them close to a pacemaker!

These magnets are outstanding. I have forgotten and washed my shirts with the magnet still on and they never came off or moved. I recommend using 2 magnts.

I give the count after something funky happens, when the scoreboard is wrong, or when I'm asked.

What is the main component of the half swing rule?

Angle has nothing to do with a checked swing.

He was so bad last night he graded out at 98%!

And IFF.

No he doesn't. He has a BIASED view!

It's not whether you win or lose but where you lay the blame!

There doesn't have to be contact. Judgement call. Did the batter interfere, in any way with the catcher.

Yes. Touching is a different story.

No the ball is NOT in play when the hand comes down. The umpires has to put the ball in play.

Loose the 4" throat guard. Use a 6".

The only thing I can think of is the ball hit below the yellow line.

Anyone want to throw the imaginary between 1st and 3rd into the picture?

Under FED he would be awarded 2nd base on obstruction.

Okay. We've had our first MLB player kneel for the Anthem. How long do you think it will take for it to get to our level or will we even see it?

Think wedge.

The time has gone from 20 seconds to 12. And Timelydew if you're that good why aren't we seeing you on television? When you get enough dirt on your shoes you might, and I said MIGHT, be able to talk crap about MLB umpires!

Then some should of quit along time ago. Some learned that one time and feel they don't need to learn anything new!

Boy who didn't see that coming!

Then you are confused!

Who the hell are you to tell me how to respond? I could give 2 rat farts what you think. Just stick to coaching your coach pitch team and everything will be okay!

Who cares? Not one of the rules we have to know.