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Matt

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  1. Bought Zig plates...never worn them. Taking a chance.

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      Matt

      Went up a half-size...they fit perfectly. Next, the Leather Luster.

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  2. Bought Zig plates...never worn them. Taking a chance.

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      Matt

      I'm worried about the narrowness I've heard about.

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  3. From people who have taken them; ACT or SAT?

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      Matt

      SAT. Even Midwest schools are starting to go away from ACT.

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  4. It's pretty sad when somebody asks you why you're thinking of joining the military and you say "Public Affairs"

  5. I've been talking to both USN and USMC recruiters, ironically. It's becoming obvious which branch wants me more. The problem I have is that it sounds all funny when I say Semper Fi.

  6. A streaker just ran through the homecoming assembly and caused quite a hold-up between the sophomore's and junior's performances. None of you told me about THAT part of high school...

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      Matt

      Just wait until you find out the other stuff we didn't tell you.

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  7. BDUs are cool.

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      Matt

      No, but syllogistically, I'm saying that I disagree with "nothing is too warm in Alaska."

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  8. BDUs are cool.

    1. Matt

      Matt

      No, they're pretty warm. Too warm, if you ask me.

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  9. Nobody over the age of 21 will understand what I'm talking about but I've come to the conclusion that if I ever meet Greg Gibson, I'll sound like that kid screaming "YAS OH MY GOD" in Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. Wub wub.

  10. Nobody over the age of 21 will understand what I'm talking about but I've come to the conclusion that if I ever meet Greg Gibson, I'll sound like that kid screaming "YAS OH MY GOD" in Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. Wub wub.

  11. Nobody over the age of 21 will understand what I'm talking about but I've come to the conclusion that if I ever meet Greg Gibson, I'll sound like that kid screaming "YAS OH MY GOD" in Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. Wub wub.

    1. Matt

      Matt

      <looks at his Cradle of Filth albums> <shrugs>

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  12. Nobody over the age of 21 will understand what I'm talking about but I've come to the conclusion that if I ever meet Greg Gibson, I'll sound like that kid screaming "YAS OH MY GOD" in Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. Wub wub.

    1. Matt

      Matt

      Just pointing out that some of us old farts (funny, since I'm relatively young) do have a clue as to what you kids do these days, what, with your loud music, and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zima, hula hoops, and Pac-Man video games.

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  13. Nobody over the age of 21 will understand what I'm talking about but I've come to the conclusion that if I ever meet Greg Gibson, I'll sound like that kid screaming "YAS OH MY GOD" in Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. Wub wub.

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      Matt

      Keep in mind some of us have kids. And hate that no-talent assclown Skrillex with a passion.

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  14. What kind of teenager reads the DSM-IV-TR for fun...the same one that reads rulebooks...

    1. Matt

      Matt

      I tried that, too, until they told me to put my clothes back on and get off the stage.

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  15. What kind of teenager reads the DSM-IV-TR for fun...the same one that reads rulebooks...

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      Matt

      I'd suggest getting with the times and reading the DSM-V.

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  16. Republican voters and smart democrats have spoken. Now it's time for politicians to act!

  17. True love is me and a two pound bag of Swedish Fish.

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      Matt

      Told you you're just like me. Just keep them away from the dog. They seem to get redder when thrown up on carpet.

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  18. I'm pretty sure weighted pull-ups were designed to torture crossfitters.

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      Matt

      I do miss them. Sucks getting hurt and broken.

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  19. I'm pretty sure weighted pull-ups were designed to torture crossfitters.

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      Matt

      You're going to make me cry...seriously, I miss my days of 4% body fat <sniffle>

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  20. I'm pretty sure weighted pull-ups were designed to torture crossfitters.

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      Matt

      I think crossfit was designed to torture crossfitters.

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  21. Ok, need some money. Someone give me some games this weekend!!!

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      Matt

      Stop wasting my time...you know what I want.

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  22. I don't think I can top my last video. But I'll try.

  23. Scheduling for my first week as UIC... Should first time umpires (never worked a game in their life) have their first game on the plate or in the field? Thoughts?

    1. Matt

      Matt

      I thought you would have figured out my sense of humor by now. As for the real answer, plate. Baserunners are far more valuable than batters.

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