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tying in another story - my JR umpire that went to Wendelstedt, will be working Coastal Plains League this year.  While home, he was asked to fill in for a couple of Atlantic League games.  SWMBO and I went to one of his games at the Southern Maryland Blue Crabs field, and Squints was there signing autographs.

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We walked through the gate and the elderly lady collecting tickets said "We have our Sandlot promotion tonight, and Squints is here signing autographs".  When SWMBO turned around, I was already GONE and in line.  Unfortunately, Wendy Peffercorn was not in attendance...........

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Benny Rodriguez : [watching Wendy Peffercorn on the lifeguard chair putting on suntan lotion]  Oh, man!

Yeah Yeah : Yeah, yeah. Too cruel.

Timmy : She don't know what she's doin'.

Tommy : She don't know what she's doin'.

Kenny : Yeah, she does. She knows exactly what she's doin'.

Squints : I've swum here every summer in my adult life. And every summer, there she is. Lotion. Oilin'. Oilin'! Lotion. Smiling. Smiling! I can't take this no more!

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