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So yesterday when I got to work, the main doors were locked. So I went around to the windows to get my boss's attention and I leaned too far forward and smashed my face into the glass. I rebounded backwards, laid there for a moment, and finally thought "Well, I got her attention."

Twenty minutes later as I'm stocking picture frames, I realize that I'm sick to my stomach, dizzy, and my head hurts, yet I still go to softball practice and get even worse.

This is brilliant. I keep jostling my brain in the most pathetic ways possible.

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RK:

Have you had a Dr. Check you out?

They said take it real easy for a week and then see how I feel.

I know that you already came up one additional use of your HSM...disciplining misbehaving coaches.

Maybe you should wear your HSM 24/7 ....haw

Seriously though...take care of yourself.

You are literally the only one who still talks about that, ya oversteamed piece of broccoli. :wave:
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I know that you already came up one additional use of your HSM...disciplining misbehaving coaches.

Maybe you should wear your HSM 24/7 ....haw

Seriously though...take care of yourself.

You are literally the only one who still talks about that, ya oversteamed piece of broccoli. :wave:

 

That's a phenomenal piece of oversteamed broccoli, to you.

And it is still the funniest umpire/coach story that I've ever heard.

I won't let it fall into obscurity and the story gets better with each telling...what are friends for.

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I know that you already came up one additional use of your HSM...disciplining misbehaving coaches.

Maybe you should wear your HSM 24/7 ....haw

Seriously though...take care of yourself.

You are literally the only one who still talks about that, ya oversteamed piece of broccoli. :wave:

That's a phenomenal piece of oversteamed broccoli, to you.

And it is still the funniest umpire/coach story that I've ever heard.

I won't let it fall into obscurity and the story gets better with each telling...what are friends for. I thought friends were for telling the media all GOOD things about each other when they're in SI or Referee Magazine-don't mention my Doc Marten's on the field either and I'll get you some tickets to a Rangers game on a day when they're NOT playing the Mariners.

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