So I'm following the "Coach berates..." thread in "Ask An Umpire" section, and it got me wondering... when you make a mistake - a big, ugly, brain-cramp-induced-oh-my-gosh-I-kicked-the-living-crap-out-of-that call mistake - - do any of you openly berate yourself during a game when you have one of those moments?
Tee it up.
Full disclosure: I have been known to.