A very very long while back, I was umpiring a mens recreational game. Lowest league here, my partner a cool cuban friend of mine. middle of the inning, all of a sudden he calls time really loud, next second he pulls out his cell phone and starts talking for about 2-3 minutes. Everybody had the WTF-face on. After he hangs up, in his hispanic accent he says "ey, ya know, it wasa mya girlfriend ey" as if everybody would have done the same. turns out his girlfriend was on the way to the field and needed directions.
If that would happen today, I would have tested how far his phone can be thrown. And I would go down as the umpire who ejected the umpire.