This happened to an umpire in our association. He was a senior umpire and was his last year because his eyesight just wasn't good enough anymore. As he is walking off the field, one of the coaches comes running up to him. "Hey Blue.... you dropped your cell phone." He replied, "That's not my cell phone". Coach counters "Sure it is. Look, it says you missed 15 calls" We all still roll when it's talked about!