Best Umpire (or Male Porn Star) Name Ever

[Majordave]

I had a partner with a similar name to this one last summer. The first name is a derivative of his given name. The last name has a letter removed from the end. I told him I thought it was my best ever name for an umpire or porn star. He laughed and tolerated my twisted sense of humor

Dick Hammer.

I think it's the best possible name for an umpire, or a porn star for that matter, EVER!

Anyone got one better?

[Txump10]

Brock Rockwell

[bluejerred]

Richard Long, Mike Oxbig, Hugh Janus

[Mike Prince]

Richard Head.

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[JaxRolo]

JaxRolo

[Majordave]

@mikePrince

Richard Head is the best name ever for an Attorney. Coincidentally there really is an attorney in Shelbyville, Kentucky with that name. You can look it up.

[Replacematt]

I had a partner with a similar name to this one last summer. The first name is a derivative of his given name. The last name as a letter removed from the end. I told him I thought it was my best ever name for an umpire or porn star. He laughed and tolerated my twisted sense of humor

Dick Hammer.

I think it's the best possible name for an umpire, or a porn star for that matter, EVER!

Anyone got one better?

 

He was the captain on "Emergency!" IIRC.

 

And I do have one, but it hits too close to home.

[umpstu]

I had a partner with a similar name to this one last summer. The first name is a derivative of his given name. The last name as a letter removed from the end. I told him I thought it was my best ever name for an umpire or porn star. He laughed and tolerated my twisted sense of humor

Dick Hammer.

I think it's the best possible name for an umpire, or a porn star for that matter, EVER!

Anyone got one better?

There is a coach at a local community college out here by the name of Johnny Holmes. 

[umpstu]

@mikePrince

Richard Head is the best name ever for an Attorney. Coincidentally there really is an attorney in Shelbyville, Kentucky with that name. You can look it up.

Swear to God that the CO of the Marine detachment on the USS Nimitz when I was assigned there was named Richard Head. True story.

[Replacematt]

 

@mikePrince

Richard Head is the best name ever for an Attorney. Coincidentally there really is an attorney in Shelbyville, Kentucky with that name. You can look it up.

Swear to God that the CO of the Marine detachment on the USS Nimitz when I was assigned there was named Richard Head. True story.

 

 

I have a Major Dick in my section.

[Majordave]

If my name was Richard Head and I was an attorney I would go by Dick and I would advertise.  (Oh, I forgot, I actually am an attorney. Reallly! I just don't practice anymore.)

 

My commercial:

 

Tired of being taken advantage of by "The Man"?  Need someone who will fight for you and your rights?  Tired of "The Man" keeping you down?  

Call me, Richard Head, Attorney, I'll be the Dick Head lawyer that you need in court.  I'm the only real Dick Head you will ever need.  Call BR549!

 

LMAO

[Umpire in Chief]

My wife had an uncle (since divorced out of her family) named Mike Hunt.

 

The first time I heard his name it was my future mother-in-law saying it. Being only 17 at the time I had to excuse myself because I couldn't hold it in any more. My wife came to me and asked what my problem was and I actually had to explain it to her as she never thought of it with a juvenile mindset, which I am proud to say I've never lost.

[blue23ll]

Brock Lee

[Thunderheads]

Art Vandaleigh

[Thunderheads]

You can also get a great name by doing the following:

Your first name is the name of your first pet.

Your last name would be the first street you lived on when growing up.

 

Mine;

Baron Gainsborough

 

[Mike Prince]

You can also get a great name by doing the following: Your first name is the name of your first pet. Your last name would be the first street you lived on when growing up. Mine; Baron Gainsborough

Corky Lourdes. I like it. Sent using Tapatalk

[Fighting Illini]

Mine would be Fuzz Washington.....HAHA!

[Stan W.]

Ol' Snuffy Monroe

Edited May 7, 2014 by Stan W.
clarity

[Ump17]

Fee Fee Fairlawn.  I like it.

[bluejerred]

Kilo Vale

[scrounge]

Peter North

 

 

 

Oh, never mind, that one's taken

[MadMax]

Umpire Names?

 

Al(an) Waiswright 

 

... Say it nice and fast, as if you're saying it to a coach.

 

Or... 

 

Hugh Argonne (or "Ardun" will work too)

[RingEmUp]

Nick Pistun.  This was the actual guys name that I served with in the Marine Corps.  The CO thought we were playing a prank on him when he was introduced to our new intel officer.

[bluejerred]

Oh, forgot another one.  Worked with a guy named Lucky Joseph.

[Trakes2]

Had a coach in a tournament who's actual name was Frosty Brown. Guy must have been 85 years old and he coached old school. It was great...

 

Oh and no BS in 8th grade my math teachers husbands name was Harold Dicks and he went by Harry...She brought us in a copy of his license to prove it....

 

If anyone is looking for some good reads in their 'down' time, a couple of my favorites: 'Yellow River' by I.P. Freely & 'Sliding Down a Rope Naked' by Dick Burns