I love this!
Posted 27 April 2012 - 01:16 PM
“Let’s face it: Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.”
̶ Bob Uecker
Posted 27 April 2012 - 01:29 PM
Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:27 PM
Posted 23 May 2012 - 09:57 AM
Yeah, and if he got all of it it would need a stewardess.I think this is an oldie, but the first time I heard it...
I was <acronym title='Base umpire'>BU</acronym>, batter checks his swing, dugout skipper is saying "ask him" (him = me) my partner comes to me and I signal "no he didn't go"
Defensive Skipper hollars from the dugout, "if he would've hit it, it would've been a double" I grinned and laughed later, that was a good one!
<acronym title='By the way'>BTW</acronym>, no way he went.
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