It evokes a lot of images, including the image of the first cleavage that I remember fixating on in my early life:
Posted 02 April 2012 - 01:01 PM
“Let’s face it: Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.”
̶ Bob Uecker
Posted 02 April 2012 - 03:43 PM
Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:00 PM
Ah, the things we love most: baseball and. . . Morganna the Kissing Bandit!
“Let’s face it: Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.”
̶ Bob Uecker
Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:02 PM
I feel sorry for the pre-internet generation.
“Let’s face it: Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.”
̶ Bob Uecker
Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:58 AM
LMAO!
Ah, the things we love most: baseball and. . . Morganna the Kissing Bandit!
When Morganna nailed Freddy Lynn, he recounted it by saying, "I'm standing in the batter's box taking my warm-up swings, and I hear the crowd start to roar. So I think it must be a beach ball bouncing around. I turn and look, and there's two beach balls."
Jeff
NBSA / NFWB / MHSAA
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