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#1 Kevin Finnerty

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 01:01 PM

I feel it is a responsibility of all of ours to do what little we can to recognize National Cleavage Day.

It evokes a lot of images, including the image of the first cleavage that I remember fixating on in my early life:
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 03:43 PM

Ah, the things we love most: baseball and. . . Morganna the Kissing Bandit!

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 03:51 PM

I feel sorry for the pre-internet generation.
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 04:52 PM

A beautiful day indeed.
I'm not where I need to be, but not where I used to be.

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:00 PM

Ah, the things we love most: baseball and. . . Morganna the Kissing Bandit!


When Morganna nailed Freddy Lynn, he recounted it by saying, "I'm standing in the batter's box taking my warm-up swings, and I hear the crowd start to roar. So I think it must be a beach ball bouncing around. I turn and look, and there's two beach balls."

“Let’s face it: Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.”

̶ Bob Uecker


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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:02 PM

I feel sorry for the pre-internet generation.
:P


I feel sorry for the pre-Viagra generation. Now, it ain't over 'til it's over.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:58 AM


Ah, the things we love most: baseball and. . . Morganna the Kissing Bandit!


When Morganna nailed Freddy Lynn, he recounted it by saying, "I'm standing in the batter's box taking my warm-up swings, and I hear the crowd start to roar. So I think it must be a beach ball bouncing around. I turn and look, and there's two beach balls."

LMAO!

Jeff
"To stare down a big league pitcher. To stare him down, and just as he goes into his windup, wink. Make him think you know something he doesn't. That's what I wish for. Chance to squint at a sky so blue that it hurts your eyes just to look at it. To feel the tingling in your arm as you connect with the ball. To run the bases - stretch a double into a triple, and flop face-first into third, wrap your arms around the bag." Dr. Archibald "Moonlight" Graham





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