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JaxRolo

There's no place like 127.0.0.1
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Sep 27 2014 01:41 PM
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    VAUmp
    That's exactly what I was thinking.
    Sep 27 2014 06:52 PM
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JasonPalo

six games left on my 19th season of officiating
Sep 26 2014 02:46 PM
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JaxRolo

As many of you know last weekend I had a Florida Collegiate Try-out. Well all the hard work has paid off. I found out today that I made it. I am now a Florida Collegiate Umpire. Great opportunity and looking forward to it.
Sep 25 2014 06:54 PM
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    umpstu
    Congratulations. Now, don't suck.
    Sep 26 2014 01:21 AM
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    JasonPalo
    Congratulations what an accomplishment
    Sep 26 2014 01:28 AM
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    boyinr
    Congrats Jax.
    Sep 27 2014 08:42 AM
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JaxRolo

Air Defense Radar: "Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself." Aircraft: "This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace." Air Defense Radar: "You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!" Aircraft: "This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up .. I'll wait!" Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence).
Sep 25 2014 03:28 PM
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JaxRolo

Senior Wedding Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course, we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure." Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
Sep 24 2014 11:06 AM
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James Walker

5 games on Sunday... First time working since end of July. Ready to get back out there!
Sep 23 2014 02:24 PM
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    umpstu
    I sense some body aches in a certain Mr. James Walker's future.
    Sep 23 2014 10:48 PM
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    JasonPalo
    Have fun man
    Sep 24 2014 12:04 AM
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    James Walker
    @umpstu I hope not, but I fear your prediction will be true. Been a tad lazy the last two months.
    Sep 24 2014 03:21 PM
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JaxRolo

Kids house coming along.
Sep 22 2014 07:09 PM
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Sep 22 2014 04:14 AM
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Sep 22 2014 04:13 AM
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JaxRolo

Had my collegiate umpire tryout today. I felt like I was on my game. Felt very comfortable. Was told they saw a huge improvement over my last tryout last summer.
Sep 21 2014 07:21 PM
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    alan2703
    Had my first one also on sunday,no issue behind the plate felt comfortable,bases felt ok. Communication with different hand signals left me a little perplexed though. Ining and half plate and same for bases felt a bit odd,will not know outcome till dec. so good luck to youu
    Sep 22 2014 08:18 AM
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    chadozee
    congrats! we'll keep fingers crossed for you both!

    Sep 22 2014 11:47 AM
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    gnhbua93
    Jax using the Nike made the improvement.
    Sep 22 2014 07:05 PM
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BaltimoreUmpire

Just got done a 8/9 Yearold game, had a 3 minute delay when a player got into a standoff with his coach because he refused to wear a hat. I tried to hurry it up but the coach wanted to handle it eventually benching the player. Weirdist moment in one of my games.
Sep 21 2014 06:22 PM
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JaxRolo

Headed to tryout! 10:45 plate
Sep 21 2014 08:55 AM
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Rulekeep

I'm dropping out of my communism studies class because of my bad Marx.
Sep 21 2014 12:07 AM
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    umpstu
    You're killing me

    Sep 22 2014 12:38 PM
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    FleasOf1000Camels
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
    Sep 23 2014 04:46 PM
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    FleasOf1000Camels
    This morning I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
    Sep 23 2014 07:14 PM