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Rulekeep

Did you know the average time of an EJ mechanic is 1.6 seconds? Longer by up to .3 seconds if you happen to be Italian.
Yesterday, 03:30 PM
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    cyclonehokiece
    Luciano would bring up the Italian average.
    Yesterday, 08:20 PM
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JaxRolo

Baseball time!
Yesterday, 01:02 PM
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JaxRolo

I have 3rd base in 2 games today. First round of District Playoffs.
Yesterday, 06:50 AM
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mjr_2013

So the volunteer UIC is morally obligated to pay the bill of his money-making junior umps when we meet for lunch?? Hmmm... Not sure how I feel about this gig anymore ;)
Apr 21 2014 09:54 PM
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    boyinr
    Take them to a buffet. That way the damage is limited and they can eat uncontrollably. At that age they they think quantity IS quality.
    Yesterday, 07:57 PM
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JaxRolo

Idiot ran a Yield sign and hit me. Neck hurts.
Apr 18 2014 08:12 PM
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    tjwoelfel13
    Get better soon Chief.
    Apr 18 2014 11:12 PM
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    Dash Riprock
    Sorry to hear about that. I hope your neck injury is a minor one-day thing.
    Apr 19 2014 07:34 PM
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    Jglopez7
    Did you walk out of your car with a neck brace already on?

    Apr 21 2014 03:30 PM
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Rulekeep

I never knew how many EJs you could fit into two minutes.
Apr 18 2014 02:57 PM
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Jglopez7

Coach asked me, why I don't give 6 inches off the plate? Ummm because that's the other batters box! Horrible night! Get me a beer ASAP!
Apr 17 2014 10:47 PM
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    BigUmpire
    Ask again and I will give you 200 feet to the parking lot!
    Apr 18 2014 12:57 PM
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    Jglopez7
    He says "your forcing me to put it in a coffee can" I've learned the less I say the better!
    Apr 21 2014 03:31 PM
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    cyclonehokiece
    "Coach, the baseball is only 5" in diameter" :wave:
    Yesterday, 08:28 PM
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Pete Peterson Sr

Tomorrow is the big day. First round of the state playoffs. With a 40% chance of rain. FML....
Apr 17 2014 09:17 PM
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    BigUmpire
    Pete Jr with you?
    Apr 18 2014 12:58 PM
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JaxRolo

Have the plate tonight with a bit of a headache.
Apr 17 2014 04:17 PM
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    MB_Ump
    Hydrate. Most headaches are related to dehydration....and tequilla the night before
    Apr 17 2014 04:47 PM
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    BigUmpire
    Leaver her at home
    Apr 17 2014 05:08 PM
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Rulekeep

Friend watching EJs with me says "Are they throwing things?" to which I reply, "They're throwing people out of THE GAME!"
Apr 17 2014 03:32 PM
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JaxRolo

Visitors at work this morning. Mama and her 2 foxies
Apr 17 2014 01:07 PM
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Rulekeep

I'm ranked #3 in the UEFL. Do I spend too much time obsessing over umpires? Probably...
Apr 15 2014 02:58 PM
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    BT_Blue
    I think you are tied for 46th. I am tied for 70th. But I did win the prop for reason for non-player/manager getting ejected.
    Apr 16 2014 02:11 AM
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    Rulekeep
    @BT_Blue in the Express standings I'm 3 and 9
    Apr 16 2014 02:04 PM
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Jglopez7

Thought winter was over San Antonio...Breaking out the jackets tonight
Apr 15 2014 11:47 AM
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JaxRolo

So the cast of Walking Dead is threatening to walk off if they don't get big pay raises.
Apr 14 2014 06:50 PM
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Rulekeep

Production of new video starts...NOW!
Apr 14 2014 02:05 PM