Off-Topic/Funny Stories

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1. 'REAL' job

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   By Jocko, May 21, 2014
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   • tjwoelfel13
   • January 8, 2016
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3. 'Umpire Jokes'

   By widac, January 16, 2011
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   • Umpire in Chief
   • January 16, 2011

4. "Bad call, Ump"

   By stl_ump, August 30, 2012
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   • 770 views
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   • stl_ump
   • August 31, 2012

5. "Hell of a game"

   By stl_ump, June 17, 2013
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   • 536 views
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   • semper_fi_72
   • June 18, 2013

6. "I lost it in the ...."

   By stl_ump, May 23, 2011
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   • stl_ump
   • May 23, 2011

7. "I might get dinged on my evaluation for that."

   By Rulekeep, May 28, 2015
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   • Rulekeep
   • May 28, 2015

8. "It doesn't work that way, coach...."

   By Mick, January 13, 2015
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   • Mudisfun
   • January 22, 2015

9. "it's not fair..."

   By stl_ump, May 23, 2011
   • 1 reply
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   • mstaylor
   • May 24, 2011

10. "somebody on that"

    By th3, May 18, 2013
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    • 456 views
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    • Pete Peterson Sr
    • May 19, 2013

11. "Strike Three"

    By rulebook, April 14, 2012
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    • sdix00
    • May 16, 2012

12. "Thats obstruction!!....oops, I mean interference"

    By umpkid7, June 22, 2009
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    • Stan W.
    • June 22, 2009

13. "The umpire told me to"

    By Jeremy_UEFL, May 16, 2012
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    • ring-em-up12
    • May 23, 2012

14. "we got time"

    By yerout13, July 6, 2010
    • 3 replies
    • 1,135 views
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    • catoblue
    • July 9, 2010

15. "What are you staring at?"

    By Paperipper17, September 15, 2010
    • 16 replies
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    • RedPiranha
    • November 9, 2011

16. #JustAwkwardTeenOfficiatorThings

    By Rulekeep, October 22, 2014
    • 15 replies
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    • Rulekeep
    • October 24, 2014

17. <acronym title='Infield fly'>IFF</acronym> ?

    By stl_ump, May 8, 2012
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    • James Walker
    • May 15, 2012

18. $#!+ Fantasy Football Fans say:

    By ricka56, October 18, 2013
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    • ricka56
    • October 19, 2013

19. 1-Point Safety

    By JaxRolo, January 4, 2013   

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    • safet
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    • 565 views
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    • VAUmp
    • February 22, 2013

20. 10yo Antics

    By mjr_2013, January 26, 2014
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    • 541 views
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    • DVA7130
    • January 27, 2014

21. 1st Amendment

    By Jocko, August 2, 2012
    • 23 replies
    • 1,156 views
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    • Jocko
    • August 3, 2012

22. 1st HS game

    By carolinablue, September 10, 2008
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    • Old Nr 24
    • February 15, 2009

23. 2 Weeks out!

    By Thunderheads, December 11, 2013   

    • Christmas
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    • 2 replies
    • 295 views
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    • Thunderheads
    • December 12, 2013

24. 2009 College Football Preview

    By Umpire in Chief, August 25, 2009
    • 4 replies
    • 486 views
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    • Umpire in Chief
    • August 28, 2009

25. 2014 Pro School attendees

    By SunDevil#71, November 4, 2013
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    • 468 views
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    • Stan W.
    • December 2, 2013

26. 3 Dumb Things said by coaches on Saturday

    By MPLSMatt, June 15, 2010
    • 23 replies
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    • umpcoachfather
    • May 8, 2012