Off-Topic/Funny Stories

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1. 'REAL' job

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   By Jocko, May 21, 2014
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   • tjwoelfel13
   • January 8, 2016
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3. Fitness Challenge

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   By Jocko, August 30, 2014   

   • fat ass umps
   • beer belly
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     Tagged with:

     • fat ass umps
     • beer belly
     • lazy
     • excuses
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   • Rulekeep
   • March 7, 2015

4. The Real Deal

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   By Jocko, September 3, 2013   

   • FSU
   • Football
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     Tagged with:

     • FSU
     • Football
     • Jameis Winston
     • Jaboo
     • Hueytown
     • Quarterback
     • Seminoles
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   • Jocko
   • July 8, 2014

5. Wierdest thing to Happen on Field?

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   By MB_Ump, May 21, 2013
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   • FleasOf1000Camels
   • July 14, 2014

6. Officiating trainwreck to end UW-ASU game.

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   By hbk314, September 15, 2013
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   • mstaylor
   • September 24, 2013

7. Snow

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   By mstaylor, March 18, 2013
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   • CentralOhioUmp30
   • March 30, 2013

8. If you could ump with an mlb umpire who would you work with?

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   By BaltimoreUmpire, July 27, 2014
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   • johnnyg08
   • April 13, 2015

9. NCAA Gladiator Playoff

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   By ricka56, December 7, 2014
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   • Matt
   • January 13, 2015

10. The Walking Dead

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    By Jocko, November 19, 2012
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    • guyinaredhat
    • March 18, 2013

11. Sandy Hook Elementary School

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    By Jocko, December 16, 2012
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    • JaxRolo
    • December 22, 2012

12. Grid Method

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    By carolinablue, November 28, 2012
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    • semper_fi_72
    • December 8, 2012

13. What rule would you change or add?

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    By millerforrest, June 27, 2014   

    • Rules
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    • Majordave
    • March 26, 2015

14. What the hell did you expect???

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    By Umpire in Chief, October 27, 2011
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    • mstaylor
    • January 7, 2012

15. Best Umpire (or Male Porn Star) Name Ever

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    By Majordave, May 6, 2014
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    • Platejob29
    • January 20, 2015

16. NCAA March Madness Pool

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    By Umpire in Chief, March 3, 2009
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    • BT_Blue
    • May 22, 2009

17. Post game tradition?

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    By TStokes97, June 5, 2014
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    • BigUmpire
    • June 18, 2014

18. Survival Skills

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    By Rulekeep, August 20, 2014
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    • Rulekeep
    • August 29, 2014

19. Infield Fly Rule Confusion

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    By therefump, April 29, 2009
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    • Ump Rube
    • June 17, 2009

20. NFL Referee Shoes

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    By JamesC, September 20, 2012
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    • Thunderheads
    • January 17, 2013

21. It finally happened...

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    By James Walker, March 29, 2013
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    • BigUmpire
    • May 12, 2013

22. March Madness -- Umpire-Empire NCAA basketball pool

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    By Umpire in Chief, March 12, 2010
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    • LMSANS
    • April 6, 2010

23. More interesting comments from coaches.....

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    By KLAH316, April 28, 2013
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    • JimSmith25
    • July 13, 2013

24. Tie Base Goes to The Runner? Snappy comeback?

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    By stl_ump, April 22, 2013
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    • guitarplaya2007
    • May 2, 2013

25. was asked this question

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    By zebra2955, April 9, 2012
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    • mstaylor
    • April 15, 2012

26. Oddest / Most Unique Ground Rule?

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    By MadMax, June 9, 2014   

    • tall tale
    • humor
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      Tagged with:

      • tall tale
      • humor
      • ballpark
      • ground rules
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    • ALStripes17
    • April 8, 2016